Weirdest Celebrity Baby Names
Weirdest celebrity baby names. I have always hated my name. The name ‘Wanda’ never appeared on any little personalized trinkets for sale at dollar stores, gift shops and gas stations. Please, Mom – something normal. Maybe Elizabeth… Beth for short. But no, my name is Wanda and at the ripe old age of 28, I’ve come to accept that. And really, Wanda isn’t all that bad. Especially compared with some of the names celebs saddle their kids with.
Celebrities and their crazy naming habits have definitely helped me come to terms with my unique moniker. I won’t lie. I feel I owe my mother a debt of gratitude for my name. She blessed me with a name that is unique but not completely insane; especially when stacked against the celebrity names on this list.
Whenever you look at a list of the craziest celebrity baby names, there are a few names that show up every time that I don’t agree with in the least. These names are unique but not completely out there like some of their counterparts.
- Apple and Moses Martin (Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin)
- Memphis Eve Hewson (Bono and Alison Hewson)
- Hopper Jack Penn (Sean Penn and Robin Wright-Penn)
- Harlow and Sparrow Madden (Nicole Richie and Joel Madden)
- Bronx Mowgli Wentz (Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz)
- Coco Arquette (Courtney Cox-Arquette and David Arquette)
- Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack)
- Tallulah, Rumer and Scout Willis (Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)
A strange middle name does not a strange name make. We’ll talk more about this theory when we get to Penn Jillette a bit later in this article. For now, though let’s talk about Sage and Bronx. I think both names are fine for a child, even if the middle names are a bit over the top. It’s hard to hate on these names when considered alongside the names that actually made it onto the list. Let’s begin.
