The excuse: "I was doing research for a role in 'Shopgirl.'"
The excuse: “I never asked.”
The excuse: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
The excuse: “Really bad cramps.”
The excuse: “He had an adverse allergic reaction to some medication.”
The excuse: “It’s a surveyor’s symbol.”
The excuse: “Someone stole my passport.”
The excuse: “I was giving her a ride home.”
The excuse: “I thought it was gum.”
The excuse: “I am not a crook.”
The excuse: “I have severe acid reflux.”
The excuse: “I got caught up in the excitement of the moment.”
The excuse: “I did it with my dad. I’d sit on his lap and I’d drive. We’re country.”
The excuse: “I’m a human being, I’m not a machine. I’m 72. I’m dyslexic!”
The excuse: “I have a wide stance.”
The excuse: “I’m too rich to smoke crack. Crack is whack.”
The excuse: “It was the Benadryl.”
The excuse: “Package problems.”
The excuse: “I was sending mental signals for the ball not to come my way, because during that time of day it's impossible for me to see the ball so I lacked mental signals.”
