Charlie Harper die killed Two Half Men
Charlie Harper die killed Two Half Men. While Charlie Sheen is off mourning the death of his marriages and long lost Goddesses, the September premiere of Two and a Half Men is about to do a little mourning of their own...in a much more literal sense.  That's right, Two and a Half Men is about to drop down one full man once Alan and Jake discover that Uncle Charlie has been killed.  Chuck Lorre  is planning on making sure Sheen can never return to the show by  completely removing his character, Charlie Harper, in the most biblical  sense.  Guess this means we're way beyond apologies at this point.   Producers have been kicking around different killing scenarios, which  include Charlie driving a car over a cliff.  That would make for a nice  sense of irony since two of Sheen's cars went down a cliff on Mulholland  Drive in real life.  Well, imitation is the highest form of flattery,  right?How will Ashton Kutcher  be entering the scene?  There's been talk about having him buy the  house once Charlie kicks the bucket.  Sources confess that the first  script isn't locked yet and Lorre has been known to make changes up  until it's time to start taping (in August), but it's pretty clear that  one main plot point will remain: Charlie Harper has a one way ticket to  death's door.Source: TMZ

